Bliss: Ecstasy; Extreme Happiness; Utter Joy; Paradise; Contentment

Bomb: An explosive weapon detonated by impact

I have a down to earth approach to everything I do in life.
I have a healthy drive for material security, which I guess is the heart of my nature.
Passionate and adventurous, with a high level of independence and a creative streak.
I've inherited some strong competitive instincts, which basically means I handle losing
with about as much self control as a two year old in a toy store.

Easily bored, easily intrigued, easily determined.
Not easily impressed, not easily sympathetic, not easily convinced.

Turn Ons:

Inner success
Men in Uniform
Freshly washed hair
Kindness

Turn Offs:

Bad Breath
Negativeness
Arrogance
Jealousy

Likes:

Life - (Corny but true)
Losing myself in Nature
Classic Cars (mostly from the 50's & 60's)
Fashion and Photography
The bizarre or unusual


Loathes:

Stupidity
Loud People
Whingers and Moaners
Losing things
Falling into a rut


Favourites:


Favourite Number - 5
Favourite Colour - Gold
Favourite Flower - Lotus
Favourite Day - Wednesday
Favourite Gemstone - Diamond






"I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed, good food, very fresh milk and butter, flowers in front of my window and a few pretty trees by my door. And should the good Lord wish to make me really happy, he will allow me the pleasure of seeing about six or seven of my enemies hanged upon those trees"
~ Heinrich Heine ~

I've been to cities that never close down
From New York to Rio and old London town
But no matter how far
Or how wide I roam
I still call Australia home

I'm always travelin'
And I love bein' free
So I keep leavin' the sun and the sea
But my heart lies waiting over the foam
I still call Australia home

All the sons and daughters spinning 'round the world
Away from their families and friends
Ah, but as the world gets older and colder
It's good to know where your journey ends

And someday we'll all be together once more
When all the ships come back to the shore
Then I realize something I've always known
I still call Australia home

No matter how far
Or how wide I roam
I still call Australia home

THE TRAINSET
(strong language warning)

Little Johnny is playing with his train set while his mother is dusting in the other room.
As Johnny brings the train to a halt his mother hears him say,
"This is the last stop all you assholes and all you bastards who need to exit better do so now,
and all you assholes who are boarding need to hurry the f*** up".
The mother is startled by Johnny's language and immediately rushes in the room to scold him.
"You know better than to use that filthy language! I don't believe how dirty your mouth is.
You get up from there right now and march yourself into your room for 2 hours until you learn how a child
is supposed to speak whether playing or not"!!
2 hours later Little Johnny returns to his trains.
"Greetings from Amtrak to all passengers" he says. "This is line 205 with a destination of NY city.
Would all passengers with destinations of Detroit,
Pittsburgh, and Altona please board the train now and also.....don't forget to watch your step".
His mother smiles as she washes dishes in the kitchen.
Johnny continues, "And if any passenger wants to know why the f*** we are 2 hours late.....
ask the bitch in the kitchen".

Life is like a movie....You can write your own happy ending.
however....
There are no rewinds, no rewrites and no editing.
So make the most of it and make every second count

Loving, laughing, and cherishing the special things...AND
always keep believing you are the brightest star in the show.